MARCH 11, 2009 (9:30 PM)
SHE WHO WEARETH THE EARS OF THE PINK PANTHERA SHALL FROM ALL DAYS FORTH BE TRUE TOTAL DOMINATOR OF ALL CRITTERS SMALLER THAN SHE. THIS IS THE WORD.
ALSO, PLEASE DON'T FRET, DEE BUN BUN NOR ANY OTHER CREATURES ARE HARMED IN OUR HOME VIDZ. I KNOW IT IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND THE BIZARRE RELATIONS BETWIXT OUR LITTLE FRIENDS. BUT DEE AND FOOTY HAVE SOMETHING SPESHIAL GOING ON WHICH INVOLVES THE GUMMING OF A CERTAIN BUN'S EARS... THIS HOWEVER WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAD WITNESSED THIS AND IT LOOKED AS IF FOOTY WAS GNAWING BUT I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HER HIGHNESS MORE CREDIT. SHE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN HURT DEE OR POOP INSIDE FOR THAT MATTER... WHEN DEE COMES OUT TO PLAY HE GOES TO FIND FOOT FOOT FOR SEXY TIMES RIGHT AWAY. IT IS A REAL GROSS COURTSHIP AND THEY BOTH LOVE IT. ... DEE IS COOL. FOOT FOOT IS DOMINATOR AKA DOMIATOR..
THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MY DAD FOR TAKING KETH AND I (SIANNA) OUT FOR SPAGHETTI AND ARTICHOKE DIP AND TO MY MAMA FOR GOING ON A SWEET/WEIRD PIRATE/LOBSTER CRUISE IN MEXICO. PRETTY COOL.
ALSO A JOKE WHICH I LEARNED FROM STRESS APE:
Q - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LOBSTER WITH A BOOB JOB AND A GREYHOUND STATION?
A- ONE IS A BUSTY CRUSTACEAN AND THE OTHER IS A CRUSTY BUS STATION.
YAWN
i miss footy so much that it almost made me CRY when she started humping your leg. she is smiling SO big and i love it when you're like, "no...THAT bunny!"
ReplyDeletethere is something really magical going on with you guys and the animals over there.