DAY IN, DAY OUT

MARCH 30TH, 2009

THIS QUEENY HAS A SOLID PLAN EACH AND EVERY DAY.  UNLIKE US, SHE NEVER HAS TO STOP AND WONDER, "WHAT WILL TOMORROW BRING?"  OR "WHAT'S MY SCHEDULE LIKE NEXT WEDNESDAY?"  OR "SHOULD I BREAK UP WITH SO AND SO OR WAIT?" OR "FUCK, I FORGOT I HAVE A DENTIST APPOINTMENT AT FUCKING 9AM TOMORROW AND IT'S ALREADY EFFIN' 5AM NOW!".  NONE OF THESE WILL EVER, EVER, EEVVEERR CROSS HER MIND.  GOD (ULTIMATE ARCHITECT OF THE UNIVERSE, WHATEV YOU LIKE) LOVE HER... SHE IS SUPREME.  

SOMEDAYS I WONDER IF IT WOULDN'T BE BETTER TO KNOW ONLY THE THINGS SHE KNOWS.  I WONDER HOW IT COULD BE TO JUST SPEND DAYS LOOKING OUT THE WINDOW, RESTING MY CHIN ON THE SILL AND IMAGINING CHASING SQUIRRELS OR GNAWIN' A RIB BONE.  BEING CONTENTEDLY IGNORANT TO THE GOINGS ON OF HUMAN LIFE WHILE MY FUR GROWS WARM IN THE SUN.  WE LOVE THIS BEAUTIFUL GIRL SO MUCH IT HURTS AND I JUST WISH THAT SHE KNOWS HOW MUCH SHE TEACHES US EVERYDAY.  I THINK SHE IS HAPPY AND I LIVE FOR THAT.  

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO LIFE AND LIVING.  DO IT.

AAAAAAND... A YAWN!

MAKEUNDER

WELL, FOOTY WAS BEGGING US TO GIVE HER A NEW LOOK AFTER HAVING BEEN INSPIRED BY LIL WAYNE, DENNIS RODMAN AND EMMYLOU HARRIS WHO SHE RAN INTO AT A CELEBRITY FUNDRAISER THE OTHER NIGHT IN ASPEN. IT WAS AN AUCTION TO RAISE MONEY TO PROMOTE AWARENESS OF THE UPCOMING LAUNCH OF A NEW MUSICAL GENRE. HUGE. ANYWAY, WE FOSTER A FREE AND CREATIVE ENVIRONMENT FOR ALL IN THIS HOUSEHOLD SO WE GAVE HER OUR BLESSING. I THINK SHE LOOKS HOTTT!

YOU CAN'T SEE IT, BUT SHE ALSO GOT THE WORDS "VIDA" AND "LOCA" TATTOOED ON HER EYELIDS.

(POSTED FROM BED AND POST DEDICATED TO BED.)

PARASITIC TWINKY

FOOT FOOT'S GRAMPY TOM GIFTED HER A BABY PLUSHY IN HER LIKENESS LAST YEAR. SHE HAS SINCE CRUDELY REMOVED THE BABY'S EYEBALLS AND DISEMBOWELED IT SOME LIKE A COMMON YET TIMID-AND-FUN VULTURE.

ANYHOW, I'VE FASHIONED HER A HOT NEW HEADBAND (ALL THE RAGE ON GOSSIP GIRL...) AND NOW SHE HAS FUN DOING HER SPOT ON IMPRESSSSION OF BULLDOG-PRINCESS-WITH-A-HEART-O'-GOLD AND A FULLY FORMED (MINUS EYES AND GUTS) PARASITIC FOOTY TWIN.

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO PRECIOUS DOUBLE BABY.

2 HEADS R BETTER THAN 1 from kianna alarid on Vimeo.

THE INSTRUMENT OF ANGELS

MARCH 14TH, 2009 (2:30 AM)

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO GENTLE BABY FOOT THE DELICATE SOUND MACHINE AND ALSO TO MXC & THE ROTATING SURFBOARD OF DEATH.. AND ALSO FRESHLY SQUEEZED ORANGE JUICE.



PLAYING FOOT FOOT from kianna alarid on Vimeo.

DOMINATOR / INNER LEOPARD

MARCH 11, 2009 (9:30 PM)

SHE WHO WEARETH THE EARS OF THE PINK PANTHERA SHALL FROM ALL DAYS FORTH BE TRUE TOTAL DOMINATOR OF ALL CRITTERS SMALLER THAN SHE. THIS IS THE WORD.

ALSO, PLEASE DON'T FRET, DEE BUN BUN NOR ANY OTHER CREATURES ARE HARMED IN OUR HOME VIDZ.  I KNOW IT IS HARD TO UNDERSTAND THE BIZARRE RELATIONS BETWIXT OUR LITTLE FRIENDS.  BUT DEE AND FOOTY HAVE SOMETHING SPESHIAL GOING ON WHICH INVOLVES THE GUMMING OF A CERTAIN BUN'S EARS... THIS HOWEVER WAS THE FIRST TIME I HAD WITNESSED THIS AND IT LOOKED AS IF FOOTY WAS GNAWING BUT I SHOULD HAVE GIVEN HER HIGHNESS MORE CREDIT. SHE WOULD RATHER DIE THAN HURT DEE OR POOP INSIDE FOR THAT MATTER... WHEN DEE COMES OUT TO PLAY HE GOES TO FIND FOOT FOOT FOR SEXY TIMES RIGHT AWAY. IT IS A REAL GROSS COURTSHIP AND THEY BOTH LOVE IT.  ... DEE IS COOL.  FOOT FOOT IS DOMINATOR AKA DOMIATOR..

DOMIATOR from kianna alarid on Vimeo.

THIS POST IS DEDICATED TO MY DAD FOR TAKING KETH AND I (SIANNA) OUT FOR SPAGHETTI AND ARTICHOKE DIP AND TO MY MAMA FOR GOING ON A SWEET/WEIRD PIRATE/LOBSTER CRUISE IN MEXICO.  PRETTY COOL.  

ALSO A JOKE WHICH I LEARNED FROM STRESS APE:

Q - WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A LOBSTER WITH A BOOB JOB AND A GREYHOUND STATION?

A- ONE IS A BUSTY CRUSTACEAN AND THE OTHER IS A CRUSTY BUS STATION.

YAWN

PRETTY BOW BABY /// RUFFLE MOUTH

MARCH 10TH, 2009 (8:06PM)

BABY FOOT TRYS TO DISPLAY A MILLION YAWNS A DAY.  WE ARE GOING TO TRY AND CAPTURE ONE MILLION AND PUT THEM HERE BECAUSE SHE LOOKS PARTICULARLY FUNNY/CUTE WHEN SHE DOES IT AND ONE MILLION SEEMS TOTALLY DO-ABLE.  

ALSO, FOOT FOOT'S TONGUE IS CAPABLE OF MANY SHAPES AND STYLES.  TODAY WE ARE GIVEN AN EXAMPLE OF RUFFLE MOUTH.  YOU WILL SEE MANY OTHERS IN THIS DIARY OF PUP.  

TODAY'S POST IS DEDICATED TO PRETTY FOOT AND RUFFLES.

HERE'S A PIC OF HER PROUD BUD/DAD SESS. I CALL HIM HER DAD BUT HE THINKS OF HIMSELF MORE AS HER FRIEND. WWHHAATTEEVVEERR.

WHY DIDN'T WE START DOING THIS YEARS AGO???

MARCH 9TH, 2009

THIS IS THE FIRST POST TO THE FOOT FOOT THE DOG BLOG. (I USUALLY WRITE/TYPE THE WORD "BLOG" IN ALL CAPS BUT YOU CAN'T TELL BECAUSE NOW I TYPE ALL WORDS IN ALL CAPS ((CUZ KANYE IS THE VOICE OF MY GENERATION.))

NOT SURE WHAT THIS BBLLOOGG (THAT IS HOW TO CAPITALIZE CAPS) IS/WILL ENCOMPASS EXCEPT FOR THE MMAAJJOORR FACT THAT IT IS DEDICATED TO PRINCESS FOOT FOOT THE VOG.

THIS POST IS DEDICATED 2 FOOT FOOT THE FAIRY LOAF.






ARMMAZZAGE from kianna alarid on Vimeo.